The Laughs of an Insomniac

There are funny things here that make me laugh. Most Likely because it's 3 AM.
#kayberttakesorlando in one picture. I am in love with this place, this vacation, and this girl, @klyn_h

#kayberttakesorlando in one picture. I am in love with this place, this vacation, and this girl, @klyn_h

#kayberttakesorlando Final Day: It was a bittersweet moment, knowing that this would be our last arrival to Universal for vacation, but @klyn_h and I took advantage of every opportunity to have a blast. First, Food. Italian and Gelato, could you ask for anything better? After watching The Mummy last night (Kaylyn for the first time, surprisingly), we rode the ride named after the undead Egyptian. Exiting The Mummy brought us to Transformers, so transformed and rolled out again. Next up was the Final Rematch at Men in Black, and of course, Kaylyn beat me 205,225 to 68,375. After MIB, we went to the Fear Factor Live show. All I’ll say is “Scorpions on a girl’s face.” And Kaylyn was done. Next up on our greatest hits was the Rockit Roller Coaster one last time and another Minionization at the Despicable Me ride, finishing up our Universal Tour for the day. With smiles on our faces, we re-entered Island’s of Adventure, helping Spider-Man once again stop the Sinister Syndicate. Jurassic Park, which had been closed until today, was finally open, so we went on the River Adventure. Praise be to T-Rex: We Got Soaked. Luckily we got to dry off with our final and favorite ride, the Harry Potter Hogwarts Castle. With rides complete, Kaylyn and I finished our shopping, I said goodbye to Iron Man, and we pigged out at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville. Despite having to leave, we needed one picture together at the Universal Globe, and it couldn’t have come out any better. Perfect vacation. Perfect girl. End of story.  (at Universal Orlando Resort)

#kayberttakesorlando Final Day: It was a bittersweet moment, knowing that this would be our last arrival to Universal for vacation, but @klyn_h and I took advantage of every opportunity to have a blast. First, Food. Italian and Gelato, could you ask for anything better? After watching The Mummy last night (Kaylyn for the first time, surprisingly), we rode the ride named after the undead Egyptian. Exiting The Mummy brought us to Transformers, so transformed and rolled out again. Next up was the Final Rematch at Men in Black, and of course, Kaylyn beat me 205,225 to 68,375. After MIB, we went to the Fear Factor Live show. All I’ll say is “Scorpions on a girl’s face.” And Kaylyn was done. Next up on our greatest hits was the Rockit Roller Coaster one last time and another Minionization at the Despicable Me ride, finishing up our Universal Tour for the day. With smiles on our faces, we re-entered Island’s of Adventure, helping Spider-Man once again stop the Sinister Syndicate. Jurassic Park, which had been closed until today, was finally open, so we went on the River Adventure. Praise be to T-Rex: We Got Soaked. Luckily we got to dry off with our final and favorite ride, the Harry Potter Hogwarts Castle. With rides complete, Kaylyn and I finished our shopping, I said goodbye to Iron Man, and we pigged out at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville. Despite having to leave, we needed one picture together at the Universal Globe, and it couldn’t have come out any better. Perfect vacation. Perfect girl. End of story. (at Universal Orlando Resort)

I’m. With. Ironman. #kayberttakesorlando  (at Marvel Comic Book Shop)

I’m. With. Ironman. #kayberttakesorlando (at Marvel Comic Book Shop)

Rawr! Have you heard the word of Tyrannosaurus Rex?! #kayberttakesorlando  (at Jurassic Park River Adventure)

Rawr! Have you heard the word of Tyrannosaurus Rex?! #kayberttakesorlando (at Jurassic Park River Adventure)

#kayberttakesorlando Day 3: After waking up after noon makes us officially “Afternoon People”. Catching up on the past few episodes of castle brought us to 3:00, which meant it was POOL TIME!!!! Oh the sun and the water were simply sublime, and @klyn_h the pale may have even gotten some sun ;) we retired from our poolside shenanigans to get ready for our night on the town. And wow did she look good, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her #LuckiestGuy . Anyway, we went to Hard Rock, had some super amazing burgers and nachos, and off to fossil to shop. I could spend thousands there, and Kaylyn was on her way to with a new bag and wallet that fit her perfectly. It was a beautiful night, with our final day of Universal tomorrow.  (at Universal Orlando Resort)

#kayberttakesorlando Day 3: After waking up after noon makes us officially “Afternoon People”. Catching up on the past few episodes of castle brought us to 3:00, which meant it was POOL TIME!!!! Oh the sun and the water were simply sublime, and @klyn_h the pale may have even gotten some sun ;) we retired from our poolside shenanigans to get ready for our night on the town. And wow did she look good, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her #LuckiestGuy . Anyway, we went to Hard Rock, had some super amazing burgers and nachos, and off to fossil to shop. I could spend thousands there, and Kaylyn was on her way to with a new bag and wallet that fit her perfectly. It was a beautiful night, with our final day of Universal tomorrow. (at Universal Orlando Resort)

Someone is just looking fabulous in her @fossil bag. #kayberttakesorlando  (at Fossil Store)

Someone is just looking fabulous in her @fossil bag. #kayberttakesorlando (at Fossil Store)

Holy. Crap. This was good. #stuffed #kayberttakesorlando  (at Hard Rock Cafe Orlando)

Holy. Crap. This was good. #stuffed #kayberttakesorlando (at Hard Rock Cafe Orlando)